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"Religion-easily-has the Greatest Bullsh*t Story Ever Told! Think about it:
religion has actually convinced people-many of them adults-that there's an
invisible man, who lives in the sky and watches everything you do, every
minute of every day. And who has a list of 10 things he does not want you to
do. And if you do ANY of these 10 things, he has a special place, full of
fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you
to remain and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry. forever and
ever, till the end of time. But he LOVES YOU! He loves you, and he needs
money! He always needs money. He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing,
and all-wise, but somehow... he just can't handle money. Religion takes in
billions of dollars, pays no taxes, and somehow always needs a little more.
Now, you talk about a good bullsh*t story. HOLY SH*T!" -- George Carlin
religion has actually convinced people-many of them adults-that there's an
invisible man, who lives in the sky and watches everything you do, every
minute of every day. And who has a list of 10 things he does not want you to
do. And if you do ANY of these 10 things, he has a special place, full of
fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you
to remain and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry. forever and
ever, till the end of time. But he LOVES YOU! He loves you, and he needs
money! He always needs money. He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing,
and all-wise, but somehow... he just can't handle money. Religion takes in
billions of dollars, pays no taxes, and somehow always needs a little more.
Now, you talk about a good bullsh*t story. HOLY SH*T!" -- George Carlin
